“Old Soul” by Maija Haavisto

I don’t have Tinder
but I am on LinkedIn
so you can tell I’m a very old soul
sure, I may not have a family
but I have millions of people
in my 2nd degree network
and if I needed help
they would rally to my rescue
with their likes and emojis
and I’m sure there'd be
a few dick pics among them, too

Maija Haavisto has had two poetry collections published in Finland: Raskas vesi (Aviador 2018) and Hopeatee (Oppian 2020). In English her poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in e.g. Moist, Capsule Stories, ShabdAaweg Review, The North, Streetcake, ANMLY, Eye to the Telescope, Shoreline of Infinity and Kaleidoscope.

Follow her on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/DiamonDie

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