I don’t have Tinder but I am on LinkedIn so you can tell I’m a very old soul sure, I may not have a family but I have millions of people in my 2nd degree network and if I needed help they would rally to my rescue with their likes and emojis and I’m sure there'd be a few dick pics among them, too

Maija Haavisto has had two poetry collections published in Finland: Raskas vesi (Aviador 2018) and Hopeatee (Oppian 2020). In English her poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in e.g. Moist, Capsule Stories, ShabdAaweg Review, The North, Streetcake, ANMLY, Eye to the Telescope, Shoreline of Infinity and Kaleidoscope.
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